The 5 Word Story

unlike KENDAL , a peaceful retreat

for sheep and people who

who don`t indulge in cross-breeding

whippets or ferrets with polecats

or Altitude with Stobbies` Fiona

with his Iveco Stralis at

Channel 5 `s recording studio suite

ready for a new series

of Jack-anory , Magic - Roundabout and Dillon

the marshall in Tombstone Arizona

with his A-to-Z maps for

the wild west and Canada

Dry mixed with Southern Comfort

which is a mild drink

compared to Ol` Jack Daniels

or meths mixed with paraffin

, red diesel , AdBlue and antifreeze

or unclefrost who can drink

aerostart wd40 and three-in-one with

a bucket of sick and