The 5 Word Story

Renegade to be repaired because

mrs cattle-wagon-man is fed up

of Mrs. thelongdrag` s cutting elastic

but cattle-wagon-man’s braces were large

enough to support his tackle

and block all the smaller

boys become envious because BIGRIG

doesn’t wear braces only belts

and gaiters when he goes

to show -off his Bermuda Shorts

which make cattle-wagon-mans bib and

brace overalls much more sexier

when he disco dances with

the gay boys from Kendel

whoo whoo stammer after a

quick one up the back

alley in the dark dales

where a tourch is no

known where Hell is Kendel ?

a wild and lonely place