a new 4x4 wife’s is
after a new pair of
of spotlights for the school
roof , to prevent lead-pinching ■■■■■■
camping on her front lawn
and ■■■■■■■■ in her pond
and wiggling their great fat
posteriors at the passing motorists
with clinkers on their ■■■
and crabs on their balls
with a cheesy bell end
and that`s just the women
who make the pegs too
from Radnorshire Cricket Club stumps
that we use to hang
in tree’s to catch crows
that keep trying to pinch
the vicars underpants off his
washing line outside the church
and takes them to mrs