The 5 Word Story

to wipe the blood off

your Volvo bumper that has

won a fight with a

traffic comissioner dressed in high

heels and fishnet stockings and

a skirt up round his

hi viz jacket that he

wears over his pink bra

and his very big head

a head so big it

looks like a full moon

with loads of craters on

the top of it without

any scabs so puss runs

down his face and onto

his morning breakfast then he

eats it, enjoy then hueyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

which is guaranteed at cafes

that pose as truckstops in

west yorkshire which is infested