on the handle after a
session of rigorous jolly rogering
with the lusty dusty coalman
who was as black as
a ton of Welsh anthracite
in Ammanford just after the
turn for Betws near the
hole in the hedge that
cockwell inn down by the
cwmsput niightclub that has hairy
bouncers and that’s the girls
who are brawny bonnie lasses
with big hearts and also
fists like sides of beef
not a good idea to
argue when they get frisky
like walking into a Scammell
with a hedgehog on the
wiper blades and a cat
skin on the grill to