The 5 Word Story

on the handle after a

session of rigorous jolly rogering

with the lusty dusty coalman

who was as black as

a ton of Welsh anthracite

in Ammanford just after the

turn for Betws near the

hole in the hedge that

cockwell inn down by the

cwmsput niightclub that has hairy

bouncers and that’s the girls

who are brawny bonnie lasses

with big hearts and also

fists like sides of beef

not a good idea to

argue when they get frisky

like walking into a Scammell

with a hedgehog on the

wiper blades and a cat

skin on the grill to