up with a plan to
get into her good books
after the coalman had been
seeing to her needs as
only a coalman knows how
give her some nutty slack
to fling at her old
man when he comes home
after a day playing his
hand at dodgy dealings with
some old owner driver who
runs an old rusty motor
and shows it off to
any fool who will listen
while she riddles the slack
out of her blocked flue
with a few bristles on
the end of her old
brush that had a lot
of curly grey hairs stuck