The 5 Word Story

to windsor castle for the

Duke who runs a second

bike shop in maidenhead for

Kary’s Off Road Bikes Limited

so that the footmen could

ride into Winsor and liberate

all the bus drivers they

found in the Castle Inn

who’s landlady has very ample

with a charming disposition in

spite of what her husband

said about her having a

second hand chinese 6 Pegasso truck

that misfired when the coalman

cleaned his handprints off both

cheeks of her backside after

he ■■■■■■ and the smell

overcame the black pussey that

ran out in front of

the milkman as he came