The 5 Word Story

with ferret’s and whippet racing

nuns who are only after

a bet on trap six

which seems to have a

bad habit of chasing the

slappers across the road who

look like a bunch of

stobart drivers on a night out

with all their fancy gear

holding each others hands like

tooth fairies on a day

trip to Lickem on the

by the sea men’s hostel

which is full of old

tossers and turners from days

aggregates depot in crawley where

Smiths of Bletchington are currently

looking at a new ways to

fit child seats into lorries

so big babies can drive