The 5 Word Story

big buxom red headed woman

Wicked Wanda the Welsh Nymph

hairy legs and double chin

who would blow your mind

with a big nutty ■■■■

that was a bit of

a wet one that near

to a mosque is very

disappointing if there’s no people

around to appreciate the aroma

which would unfurl their nostrils

during Friday prayers where Mohammed

went to the mountain with

some old bag from West

Bromwich called Norah the slap

who’d rub his lamp for

as long as she had

three pulls on his bell

bottom jeans while sucking a

cornet from a certain Mr.