with attending to the females
as most of them were
extremely demanding in every way
especially where intimate matters were
happening in the farmers barn
in the moonlight with a
Parish Councillor who had a
stiff lipped secretary with him
and she’d do anything for
a dance in the dark
with a hairy trucker from
a two bit skip hire
firm who ran three wheeler
Dealer company from his laptop
based in the Ladies toilets
at Pops Truckstop in Lymm
where deer and antelope roam
around Eddie Spotting with that
They set fire to it!
On the guys sporan, spitting …