The 5 Word Story

picture in tractor drivers monthly

covered in cowpats and flashing

old farmers long long macs

cafe had a silver teapot

Which was always full off

spare change just incase of

Eddie getting a speeding ticket

the Giant as he bit…

rushing to Fionas to sniff

her saddle on her push

bike and her great big

saddle bags on either side

of her gaping axe wound

like a cut throat cat

that licks milk from a

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and this was debated on

by a long horned goat

on the Jerry Springer Show

the goat had a problem