The 5 Word Story

on espn with Andy Gray

that Scottish turd who said

nothing that made any sense

with his sidekick Richard Keys

talking out the wrong end

about women drivers who practice

reversing onto a rather large

product from Ann Summers called

the ram jam butty man

who has a very big

waiting list amongst Nuns from

“You must be Scottish” said …

Nuneaton boys club who like

fudge packing in laybys near

Norwich, whilst their brothers watch

Jedward trying it on with

the cheeky girls and tony

Blackburn and Mrs Doyle from

Fr Ted who flicked her

chamber of horrors as the