on espn with Andy Gray
that Scottish turd who said
nothing that made any sense
with his sidekick Richard Keys
talking out the wrong end
about women drivers who practice
reversing onto a rather large
product from Ann Summers called
the ram jam butty man
who has a very big
waiting list amongst Nuns from
“You must be Scottish” said …
Nuneaton boys club who like
fudge packing in laybys near
Norwich, whilst their brothers watch
Jedward trying it on with
the cheeky girls and tony
Blackburn and Mrs Doyle from
Fr Ted who flicked her
chamber of horrors as the