The 5 Word Story

pouring over rhubarb crumble mmm

but your ■■■■■ sound like

a 500 Norton passing a

a Gardner 240 fitted inside

the boot of a Travant

In the Ukrain heading towards

that talking meerkats house for

directions back to Lower Swell

avoiding the weight limit near

them nasty VOSTAPO peeps who

live on Wigan Pier with

those camp pixies who sing

I belong to Glasgow at

three oclock every morning wearing

Carryfasts’ bright sparkling knickers and

pink socks with a mini

skirt and an awful tartan

hat with ginger frills hanging

like naughty Libyans after shouting

about the live haggis racing