The 5 Word Story

that Cliff Richard used in

Stokenchurch to round up the

biblebashing hippy types who were

wasting there lives trying to

find the golden chalice which

from the Antiques Roadshow which

had been nicked from a

one legged pigmy riding a

unicycle with no seat belt

which breaches Health and Safety

rules as the tyre was

flat on the bottom and

the bell had no ring

not good in Oxford because

there is a shortage of

people with common sense and

and a can of cheap

fully synthetic texeco motor oil

which can be used to

thin down Birds Custard before