that Cliff Richard used in
Stokenchurch to round up the
biblebashing hippy types who were
wasting there lives trying to
find the golden chalice which
from the Antiques Roadshow which
had been nicked from a
one legged pigmy riding a
unicycle with no seat belt
which breaches Health and Safety
rules as the tyre was
flat on the bottom and
the bell had no ring
not good in Oxford because
there is a shortage of
people with common sense and
and a can of cheap
fully synthetic texeco motor oil
which can be used to
thin down Birds Custard before