baaad ■■■■■■ practices twice a
week as there’s bugger all
on television so having some
strange pass times up there
keeps them occupied and away
from the sheep and little
bo peep who everyone knows
is partial to a bit
of anything that may be
hard and up for free
servicing and a jolly good
shafting at the same time
as having tea with the
vicar who everybody knows is
partial to a choirboy or
Eddie Stobart on the M6
taking all his money to
Ladbrokes and betting that the
Gardener 8LXB was fitted to
A London double deck bus