The 5 Word Story

McDonalds in down town south

Ockendon where all the big

lovely ladies gather to make

out with Vosa operatives who

are not too fussy who

strokes their regulation hi viz

or what they stroke it

with providing it meets government

approval pending sub section of

rule sixty part two regarding

the size of wing nuts

and how to attach them

to the rear end of

a battered Dennison trailer owned

by a very sus owner

somewhere up the Lake District

where men are frisky and

sheep are always on alert

as it’s not illegal in

rural areas to indulge in