The 5 Word Story

Bishop who wore short trousers

and used vaseline regularly for

helping to ease the bell

that was giving him allsorts

of trouble in the rear

entrance not good for fudge

or chocolate and cream swiss

rolls in the back alley

where the local perv hangs

in the dark waiting for

the last bus to Reading

and then onto Tooting for

A fish and chip supper

and a couple of lumps

wood to carve into a

wheel chock for his 1947

Dodge WC52 that his dad

built out of bean tins

Bedford wheels and an old

double decker bus from Skye