The 5 Word Story

and keeps taking the happy

orphans out in his vintage

cars and telling them all

he’s a right useless ginger

prat with not a lot

:question:

to really speak of unless

hes rabbitin on about useless

Radio Two features such as

the non patronising Jeremey Vine

FUM, The Giant snarled as …

who talks even more rubbish

than Taffy on the allotment

forking about with well rotted

boots on and a bottle

of mothers ruin that hes

lifted from a tramp who

used to drive for Stobart

and left when trucknet members

ganged up on him because