who should be so lucky
as to be in love
with some old slapper from
Barton Estate Headington who like
big hairy truckers on TRUCKNET 
where Carryfast talks crap about
driving along the motorway playing
spot the truck with the
radio playing Jedward singing a
load of crap as normal
while lecturing on the benefits
you can get from being
nice to the vicar when
he tells you to bend
over the altar and pray
“Wet reefers don’t light” said …
by the one who knows 
that Chris Evans gets help
Meanwhile,back at the theatre…
we heard fe fi fo