who would tell fortunes for
any dummy that had the
sixpence to cross her palm
and a quick flash of
her sloppy, smelly, minging hairy…
armpits that made her look
like a German in a
crap documentary as shown on
the X-rated Spanish adult channel…
The Three Amigos and she
played the saxophone for less
than a glass of Lidl
sherry that tasted like cold
curry the morning after a
night on the town in
an Oxford gay bar called
One Up The Bum where
Freddy Mercury impersonators gather to
fit new mirrors and rear
end each other while singing