where a parish councillor was
kneeling down asking for forgiveness
for doing something obscene with
a copy of caravanners weekly
and it’s main article featured
a ■■■■■ getting a good
telling off by an irate
camping supplies retailer for stealing
anything that wasnt nailed down
and the shirt he was
wearing had red and black
go faster stripes on it
and a funny slogan about
the dangers of fudge packing
in Middleton Stoney layby with
a bunch of dim ■■■■■■
all lubed up and doing
some very serious brown star…
wrestling behind a large prickly
woman with a ginger beard