The 5 Word Story

chocolate starfish as quick as

■■■■■■ steal your deisel, from…

a single pot Lister pumping

Wychwood Brewerys’ Hobgoblin ale into

the river Thames to make

the tourists at Lechlade scratch

their heads in amazement because

the fish have hic ups

and all have runny bottoms

and the water soon resembles

French onion soup that has

a Sainsbury’s trolley at the

checkout area full of nasty

cheap lager for tramps and

■■■■■■ smelling of robbed diesel

that they just swallowed accidentally

whilst syphoning it out of

a sleeping drivers fuel tank

just before one crapped in

the layby outside his door