chocolate starfish as quick as
■■■■■■ steal your deisel, from…
a single pot Lister pumping
Wychwood Brewerys’ Hobgoblin ale into
the river Thames to make
the tourists at Lechlade scratch
their heads in amazement because
the fish have hic ups
and all have runny bottoms
and the water soon resembles
French onion soup that has
a Sainsbury’s trolley at the
checkout area full of nasty
cheap lager for tramps and
■■■■■■ smelling of robbed diesel
that they just swallowed accidentally
whilst syphoning it out of
a sleeping drivers fuel tank
just before one crapped in
the layby outside his door