The 5 Word Story

when taking delivery of his

first shafting of the day

made him go blind in

his sore brass eye so

he had to get the

ice on his bomb doors

cleared so he could drop

a bouncing brown bomb and

lick the chocolate starfish

that was stuck to a

back wheel of a Vespa

a hairdryer on wheels and

a foxes tail dangling from

the numerous mirrors bolted on

to any part of the

drivers genital area so he

could see to wipe his

Arsenal sticker, which was stuck

to a free sample of

vanish, it really washes the