he had Stobarts tatooed on
as he ate another englishman 
his arse and talked crap
about how he survived the
bull coming from top gun
and grinding his bones to …
about the time a black
driver with one arm reversed
into a eddie stobart yard
blindfolded and with no clutch
whilst rapping about Fiona and
rubbing cream cakes all over
her blackheads and zits that
she tried to hide by
rubbing a bit of Savlon
on her toast but that
tasted like Swindon Truckstops finest
soup… good for cleaning brass
but should you eat some
only if you have brass