The 5 Word Story

“Oh no he doesn’t” said

and heavy in the hand :laughing:

he laid it on the table

because it took two hands

the vicar asked the wife

if he could put his

bible somewhere safe she suggested

somewhere where the sun dont

shine so he proceeded to

stuff it somewhere safe and…

then Rev turned up and

and he looked like he

just finished playing the organ

with a couple of the

old tarts down the town

and looked slightly flustered after

he thought why don’t I

Aladin as he polished his …

invite them round here so

so that I can give