when a little help goes
A long way to madness
but saying that I often
forget to pay for the
extra service that they give
which is wrong but good
because every thursday i drive
The Mrs round the bend
so i retreat to the
She once told me to
use my hands to help
but I told her to
with my begging and pleading
she reluctantly agreed to giving
me a right good thrashing
when the door bell rung
The local vicar stood there
he winked at the wife
and got out his bible
it was thick and purple 