The 5 Word Story

one night he decided to…

jon

pull big bertha the barmaid

A bit like Judy Dench

and she said "do you

have change for a fiver…

cos I want to pay

burped out a tadpole

That swam up wifes nose

which was the long way

When you see it for

seconds when you breathe in

then you are well in

there my son,she said

I never thought it would

feel so nice and warm

with this loepard skin leotard

why dont you try it

wrestling on the wet lawn

but be carefull because you’ll

get stuck like tesco’s do