Them sausage mash and beans
That will make them
feel like they have had 
A good meal to make
is bacon butty, when he
made a rude noise from…
made a rude noise from
his armpit, the phone rang
when he picked it up
all he heard was a…
angel calling him from heaven
and weigh up the sheep 
Teapot,hoping that he’d get…
…a date with Cinders after…
the fire goes out,then
■■■■ ! the fairy God Mother …
wearing nothing but a tight…
Donkey Jacket and fishnet stockings
with toe-tector high heels
appears and says, "hey what