The 5 Word Story

excited! But what should he…

by a spotty little jockey

see? The sisters had found…

the plastic vibrating torches that

Lit up when they vibrated

better than soap they said

He thought of inserting it…

where the sun didnt shine…

in exit 109 but he…

forgot how to get there

Let your fingers do the …

Walking, he thought as he …

flicked through the yellow pages…

DAMM ! forgot what I was …

looking for…its not escorts…

but maybe it should be.

mechanics so he could buy

lubricant in bulk… works better

who was in panto at …

and stops it getting so