sticky toffee pudding, but this
had begun to ferment causing
things to stick together that
especially his buttocks which had
given meaning to “sticky buns”!
so he decided to shower…
whilst in the shower he
and win the golden cup…
noticed something he hadn’t before…
it was his amazingly large…
…bar of bath soap. He…
realised it had shrunk because…
when he held it beside…
like the English rugby team 
you know what, his thingy
it appeared bigger than ever
it started slipping through his
fingers. The feeling was incredible…
he had never been so
But the cup got knicked