The 5 Word Story

he like the feeling it…

it gave his purple headed…

People eater a glowing feeling …

Then suddenly… a terrific BANG!..

The Mayor of Hirroshima said …

that was the biggest explosion

I ever hearrrrrrrrrrr … then vapourised

like captain kirk and spock…

But never reappeared, It got …

all too much for the

for the bishop, who now

had to explain to the

sisters, who weren’t happy about…

the stench eminating from the

purple headed people eater and

His own underpants which were …

maybe if he washed them

wouldn’t be covered in terrible

Brown stuff, commonly know as …

run the grand National and…