there was a terrible draft
Up his back passage and
created more wind than normal
He got a terrible chill…
around the undercarriage and this
so he warmed up by
runnin naked round the sister
ship to the Exxon valdes
but that didn’t work so…
(Patrick are you paying attention here■■?)
he took vacation in Greece.
to Enter a portaloo and …
Then couldn’t wash the greece … 
…off his wazoo, but he…
get changed so he could…
… hadn’t tried fairy liquid yet…
which cuts through grease, but …
(Kate, I am paying attention, I thought bringing in the sister ship bit was good )
took off some skin too…
(that’ll teach ya for thinking… haha)
But left his hands so…
silky smooth, just like a
… marigold immersed in lubricant and…