In the worst place imaginable …
… It was right on his …
gluteus maximus, also known as…
the itchimuslotusscratchyshaftus for which there…
His turban, tying it to …
is No known cure so…
he prayed for some divine…
miracle, but all he got…
was a back passage cream…
… and a smelly index finger…
and a turkey baster that
the back leg of a
had ‘Preparation H’ written on …
(an American thing) 
the side, but he wasn’t
Going to use that because …
Pantomime horse who was waiting
it always left a nasty
rash that itched when you …
hopped about on one leg
when he didn’t have underwear