The 5 Word Story

Grazed with the friction from …

industrial vibrations that it sends

All over your body when …

when you switch it on

At last he found what

a full strength vibration was

and shot his bolt right

across the room, hitting the

apple and splitting it right

in half… good thing he

had his tin hat on

or the size of the

otherwise the shrapnel from his

coke can would have gotten

stuck in some very intimate

part of his ear, that

would keep him from hearing…

the sisters groans as he …

lathered them in lubricant and…

gently stroked on their soft