The 5 Word Story

it to people to subsitute

Wayne Rooney during the match

as they need decent players

like Bob Geldof dressed as

fairy all in pink and

red blotches , caused by sunburn

from holidays in sunny Scuntorp

Wayne Rooney attired in drag

from a second hand shop

jerrikan:
from a second hand shop

wearing bright pink clothes and

and a gay motif cap

with a bobble on the

front , like a fluffy bug

and looking a proper Wally

in his naff stobart uniform

and that is a fact… :slight_smile:

and even worse a Manuare

which sounds a fatal illness

unless given a dose of

Cat ■■■ into the mouth