The 5 Word Story

as first Nobel Peace Prize

which ain’t going to happen

where the sun doesnt shine

unless the matches are soggy

and what with this weather

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nice weather here late afternoon

been good here all day

and ready for lawn mowing

with the sharp end of

an electrical cattle prodding device

which gets sitting bullocks shifting

better than Roy Rogers and

Trigger in a Karrier Bantam

after eating a bacon butty

with a cup of tea

and a bantam egg sandwich

which is a good choice

with a glass of Dents

beer , as Altitude always reccommends