The 5 Word Story

squashing sh*tty little cairn terriers

a bit desperate aren’t we

when sad cairn terrier owners

still searching for points mister

wouldn`t waste time challenging you

whereas Carryfast would suggest you

talk about ■■■■■■■ 14 litre

rollercoaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

that some people wont believe

words of a toy maker

so get up and look

for the missing model maker

Gary Pratt , who sadly died

from boredom looking at Leylands

please show respect for Gary ! (R.I.P.)

RIP Pratman. I didn’t know.

  • or just being clever , D.T.R. ■■ , -

right back to the plot

where the gunpowder was made

for anti-social reasons as well