The 5 Word Story

plus an injection up the

Ear canal with a large

and very stiff lump of

Beef Jerky and a small

tin of very smelly brown

wait… look in the distance

Austin Allegro paint bought from

a dodgy little geezer from

a burger-selling van in Dorset

who also sells spare parts

for go faster washing machines

and go slower Scania 80’s

washing machines are faster than

those little Scania scrap crap

little boy doing mans job

and breaking the drivers spirit

Making a hard job harder

a bit like ■■■■■■ really

which is handy if you

want be a hard man