made in an old tin
bucket found at the back
of longdrags undies which were
in need of a wash
and a scrape and retexturing
in the boiler with bluebags
and snotbags and Dave`s Y-fronts
that hadn’t seen light for
he was shy among women
preferring of course the company
of nubiles from Thailand , where
the Guy Big-J 8LXB rules
with an iron rod that
is stronger than a crankshaft
but just as bent and
disjointed as Members of Parliament
at a ■■■■ theme party
with Max Moseley as compere
Hitler at the piano with