field artillery in Poland during
a world cup game featuring
Goering and Churchill in goal
with Corporal Jones up front
and " Stupid - Boy " Terry as captain
with the vicar playing tubular
bells on his stylophone and
banging his little balls with
the verger’s willie as he
pulls on the dangly bits
and sings jungle rock with
altitude and Dave the Renegade
BIGRIG blowing on his Saxaphone
O what a noise said
brados, can you lot just
shut up and go away
cos I’m sick to death
of all this bloody crap
and bring me some beer
and a bottle of Whisky