The 5 Word Story

field artillery in Poland during

a world cup game featuring

Goering and Churchill in goal

with Corporal Jones up front

and " Stupid - Boy " Terry as captain

with the vicar playing tubular

bells on his stylophone and

banging his little balls with

the verger’s willie as he

pulls on the dangly bits

and sings jungle rock with

altitude and Dave the Renegade

BIGRIG blowing on his Saxaphone

O what a noise said

brados, can you lot just

shut up and go away

cos I’m sick to death

of all this bloody crap

and bring me some beer

and a bottle of Whisky