up to his axles in
peat left over from the
McAlpine Christmas dinner and dance
where paddy’s paid so much
with Mick Mac give the
■■■■■ diesel thief a smack
for which he was knighted
and given the freedom of
Kendal but he gave it
to cattle wagon man because
he did not like mint
cake, so he went north
to seek the knowledge to
berties best bassets, a treat
and we will allsort it
out in the morning over
a big bowl of porrdige
and a wee dram of
thick treacle that melts into
the best that can be