The 5 Word Story

talked to his plants and

became a real princess instead

of a stand in for

a pretend queen with such

Horsey looks that neighs and

marries useless prats that can’t

quite manage to keep it

up for the full length

which was well over

two hands high when erect

and with a large saddle-bag

hanging on the left hand

flank stuffed full of money

from the poor old tax

payer , for M.P.s Christmas Party

held in Kendal with local

snow-clearers from A 6 Shap Fell

over the edge and caused

a right mess down in

the valley where Muckaway was