The 5 Word Story

puddle and got very wet

his wellies were no use

for tap-dancing lessons with brados

at his dancing academy in

Jeopardy where they try on

any old trick they can

to charm the lonely spinsters

of Glasgow out of their

fish net tights and bring

a shine to the goods

and bads of " Swingers` Parties "

every Tuesday at the home

of Lawrence Llewellen Bowen who

was the biggest one of

posuers , along with Graham Norton

and that dirty prat Brand

but his wife was really

■■■■■■ off she married him

and should`ve had more sense

and married prince charles and