The 5 Word Story

all its whiskers neatly removed

and its throat cut resembling

No Mans Land ` , very unfortunately

in some ways but not

others.All of a sudden

came the sound of … " Jingle Bells …

it was BIGRIG in a

one horse open tanker from

Runcorn , heading over to Bethlehem

with a full load of

liquid tinsel for the good

girls in the knocking shop

next to the Stable Arms

which is a Temperence Hotel

where passing strangers are told

to ■■■■ off and mind

their language when talking to

Quasimodo who rang the bell

saying , " seconds away , round one … "

Big Al stepped into the