brados wiped the cwm off
his Christmas Card favourites list
that he nicked from Fiona
which didnt contain Altitudes name
and put away that gigantic
■■■■ it makes me feel
all gooey and moist when
seeing Katie Price on T.V.
singing fireworks, he thought she
was a right old banger babe
with built in airbags that
explode without any impact at
the slightest touch of her
knees on those long long
legs…all three of them
It’s jake the peg shouted
cattle wagon man and ran
carrying a 3-legged milking stool
which turned out to be
a three legged cat with