The 5 Word Story

pink and yellow and blue

also green with some cream

cakes , one of Mr. Kipling`s

exceedingly good handful of plumptious

melons not like Fiona’s peanuts

or her salty pork scratchings

that were found when pulling

thelongdrag off Fiona`s pink sleepingbag

with his boots still on

Fiona`s feet , wearing her thong

around his head and her

fluffy dice tied around his

left leg he set off

in happy pursuit of the

Morris Dancing group he joined

alongside BIGRIG , Altitude , and Dave

with brados as the lead

batonist , waving his trunchon around

and cwm on the bells

with Quasimodo on the ropes