parked-up outside BIGRIG`s penthouse flat
overlooking the truckstop at Lymm
where he parks his Rolls
home of the " Happy Clampers "
who should be shot on
Sunday every week for a
fiver a go and give
the money back to drivers
to have another shot at
those hiding behind walls , waiting
to clamp drivers parking their
to jump out on Eddie
cars , while viewing classic trucks
who are quite harmless unlike
sad-act Eddie spotters , who write
silly stories about green trucks
but not green men from
Mars , for all we care
about is the Wolverhampton Beast
which came in various colours