8LXB fitted to prove to
Bewick this Guy`s a flyer
which could upset owd lad
as he has Guy blindness
which differs from Shap snow-blindness
because it stiil lets you
look for the additional pots
when there are no pans
( boiling , steaming , frying , or bed ? )
just rubber sheets ready to
catch all the tears when
Altitude realises Santa doesn`t exist
but Bewick realises the 8LXB
did exist but just wont
be asking Santa for one
as that would mean he
might end up with forty
days and nights of rain
and the Mersey flooding Runcorn
with Smiths Guy Big J’s