In those dogging lay by’s
as not to step on
any mating hedgehogs or rats
a solution to raise money… 
as they will kick off
and inform the badger colony
of the Alistair Darling lookalikes
Lurking about on Clapham Common
trying to sell out-of-date timeshares
for a bedsit in Benidorm
three up and two down
rather like a crossword puzzle 
to pay the drinks bill…
was thinking about Rachael Riley 
I’m always thinking about Rachel
fair play you’re only human
well she is a cracker
as well as Holly Wobbleboobies
I’m available for a ■■■■■■■■■
the amazonians had run up!