The 5 Word Story

which have individual personal nameplates

for when Henry or Henrietta

needed a change of attire

when feeling male or female

at ealing they where still… :laughing:

and turning the heater on

to full blast, so that

it was all nice and

Warm to remove his skirt

to reveal a surprise in

the privates on parade quarter

That looked ■■■■ in red

adorned with thousands of sequins

That loosened when touched by

A lead loaded baseball bat

striking behind the left ear

causing a throbbing pain near

Drinking and trying to find …

the bunion on his toe

which made him walk carefully